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Please, protect our kids! Red Flags and Parental Control Software
Copyright 2006 Computer Guys Live Inc.
To help control what how your child surfs the net, I discuss the various controls you can use at the end of the article. Parental control software is just a small part of the equation and can go only so far. The real first line of defense is the parent. So, while preventive steps like software can reduce the risks, they can?t eliminate them completely. So watch for theses red flags of behavior first:
- Is your child minimizing or changing a browser window when ever you walk into the room?
- Are they using instant message lingo like ?POS? (parent over shoulder)?
- Are they getting phone calls from people you don?t know or wearing new clothes? These can be gifts from a predator.
- Is your child reluctant to logon or go to school? Those could be signs they are being cyberbullied.
If you think there is a problem you need to report it. The National Center for Missing & Exploited Children runs a hot line, both on the Web at www.cybertipline.com and the telephone at 800-843-5678. They will review your report and forward it to the proper authorities. Also let your ISP know, They face stiff fines for not reporting child pornography.
But most important of all you want to educate yourself and your child on the risks that exist online. The Internet is a great thing, but it is also dangerous - like a swimming pool. Do you want fences? Sure. Do you want to have locks? Yes you do. Do you want to have laws? Yes. But the safest child is the one who knows how to swim.
First, I would like to repeat, that the software is no replacement for real parental control where you keep an eye over the child?s shoulder and keep watch for warning signs.
Now, if you do a Google search for parental control software you will notice that there is no shortage of offers, but what features do you really need? The most important items to watch/monitor/block are website, email, instant messaging and downloads. Basically what you want to do is track everything they do or say on the computer or online. Every message they sent, every website visited and you want to control when they can be online to send those messages.
This might sound like a lot but it is actually pretty basic and has been around for awhile. Spouses have been using it to catch each other for years it?s just been repackaged and you can get pretty descent software for under $100 bucks. On the other hand if you?re really into it you can spend thousands. Despite all the extra fluff there are 5 basic features you want:
1. Content Control - Flexible "Internet Filtering" allows you to select the types of websites that are appropriate.
2. Program Control - Control Instant Messengers, P2P File Sharing, and other harmful programs.
3. Time Control - Control the amount of time spent online, and the times when the Internet is available.
4. Usage Logging - Create and review logs of website visited, programs used on the Internet, and Instant Messaging Chats.
5. Usage Alerts - Be notified (some have instant) via email, text message, or phone call when someone visits inappropriate website.
This is a good time to bring up another issue, how do you feel about spying on your kid? How would (did) you feel when mom went through your sock drawer? It brings us around to the new social engineering and the availability of threats. Our kids today have an access that we didn?t. When I was 13 to get in trouble I had to at least leave the house. With email and instant messaging our kids don?t even have to do that, so I guess it is a conscience call. Me, I would rather have a mad child then a picture on a milk carton.
Chris Kaminski has been working in computer repair and web development for the last 20 years. Kaminski is CEO and head technician for Computer Guys Live Inc., an online computer repair company based in Asheville, NC. He writes informative weekly articles about internet safety and computer technology. Visit http://computerguyslive.com for more tech tips, online computer repair and internet safety information.
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Have a New Kid by Friday: How to Change Your Childs Attitude, Behavior & Character in 5 Days
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We spent today making the cake layers for a Birthday cake for My Mother In Law. Friday is the last day of our bowling league, and we have nice buffet dinner there, and are all encouraged to bring desserts. So i figured a Giant Birthday cake would be great! Here is Miss Carlie helping to make the cake layers. One strawberry , and one Vanilla.































